You fail
the intolerant asks:
Question
let's say, for argument's sake, that you had a clone. and let's further postulate that you engaged in intimate relations with said clone.
would it be considered masturbation? because, in reality, you're only having sex with yourself.
Answer
I think I will have to install something that makes you enter a confirmation code, do simple math and answer simple question to prevent you from sending questions to gigs when you are drunk.
The answer to the question is No.